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Aloha yall, 
Tex Hula
 
 
Every Monday I watch and review a random movie I've never heard of before. Here's the latest batch.
 
 
HUNDRA (1983)
 
 

 
 
Thoughts before watching: I wanted to watch a barbarian movie, so I sought one out. There were tons of cheaply made ones in the early eighties thanks to the success of CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
 
 
HUNDRA starts off in an all female village. The sisters are doin' it for themselves. When they reach the age of fertility, they go out searching for a man to impregnate them. If they have a boy child it's given away, females are kept. 
We meet our title character Hundra. She's more interested in sword fighting and hunting. She hates men. As she puts it, "No man will penetrate my body. With his sword or himself." How much does she hate men? Her only companion is a dog, and she berates it for being male.
 
 
While she's out on a hunt, her village is attacked by a group of men and after a struggle, they kill every woman in the village. Hundra comes back to find her village slaughtered. The men chase her across the rocky landscape. Hundra hides, and ambushes them, and kills everyone of the bloodthirsty bastard men.
Hundra goes to visit the village elder, who lives in a remote mountaintop. (She also provides narraration for the movie, and has more lines than anyone else. Her voice was like nails on a chalkboard to me. Imagine if the Indian village leader from INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF

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